Easy Cocktail Recipes

Classic and fun cocktail recipes for free with comentary from Formica Dynette

Drinking with Formica

Easy Cocktail Recipes with Formica Dynette
Since living in Spain and meeting many members like (Agnes Frumpcrotch and Ida Feltersnatch ) I have learned that most of these girls couldn’t mix a decent drink to save their lives. That is why VENGA ESPANA asked me to put together a featured drink section each month in our little electronic newsletter. Each month I will share a few easy cocktail recipes, classic cocktails (because I am a classy lady EASY TOO) and some down right fun cocktails too!

Now you may be saying, how well does Formica Dynette know her way around a cocktail bar? Well besides performing in hundreds of them I have also dated several liquor store owners and distributors.

Each month I will fill you in on a few more details of my sordid life!

Besides my Exotic Dancing, my career as a professional drinker is also my passion. That is why I am prepared to share with you each month one of my tips and Cocktail recipes. These Cocktail recipes are so wonderful, “tried and true” that you and your friends are guaranteed to have an excellent stiff one in your hand.

Shots and Chupitos

After dinner here in Spain you usually get a shot or a shooter by your waiter in hopes that you will cough up a tip. Despite what Melba and Bernie Toast tell you, we do tip in Spain. A few coins here and there and for really great service 10%. If you are a regular and you don’t tip,,, someone is going to be using your solomillo for toilet paper. I tip according to how strong the shooter is. Give me a “sin alcohol” and you get “ sin propina” give me a good Tequila Shot, you will probably get a nice tip and my phone number! This month I am sharing a few of my favorites that will have you hollering OLE!

ARROYO SECO
½ OZ vodka
½ OZ Kahlua
½ OZ Irish Cream
Mix all ingredients into a shot glass.

CENTRAL BOARD MEETING
1 OZ Rum
1 OZ Cuervo Gold Tequila
1 OZ Jagermeister
1 OZ Seagram’s 7 Whiskey
1 OZ Peppermint Schnapps
Add all the ingredients in a Cocktail Shaker and shake vigorously with ice and strain into 5 empty shot glasses. These are usually chased with a beer.

EVIL TONGUE
1oz Tanqueray Gin
1OZ Midori Melon Liquor
Pour into a shaker with ice and strain into a shot glass.

LIQUID PAXIL
½ OZ Brandy
½ OZ Sambuca
½ OZ Goldschlager
Mix together and pour into a shot glass. Follow with a beer. These are perfect for those who just get up bitter and angry in the morning and need something to take the edge off.

PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE
½ OZ Irish Cream
½ OZ Vodka
½ OZ Butterscotch Schnapps
½ OZ Pineapple Juice
Shake and strain into 2 shot glasses. Tastes just like the real thing!

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